Saturday, November 6, 2010

EYEHATEGOD



Event information: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=109269775807192
Tickets will be available via Ticketmaster starting Monday, Nov. 8th (for those traveling from out of state). We'll also have tickets for sale at our Chicago show next Saturday (Nov. 13th) @ EXIT and our show in Bloomington, IN on Dec. 2nd @ The Bishop.

Update: Tickets available at http://www.ticketmaster.com/Eyehategod-tickets/artist/1409492.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

upcoming shows: winter 2010

Saturday, Nov. 13th - EXIT (1315 W. North Ave., Chicago, IL)
Thursday, Dec. 2nd - The Bishop (123 S. Walnut St., Bloomington, IN) w/ Slam Dunk
Monday, Dec. 6th - Birdy's (Indianapolis, IN) w/ EYEHATEGOD, Goatwhore, & Phobia **

** Final details to be announced soon. We've been told by the promoter that this will be the only mid west date on this tour and there will be advance tickets available.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

10/10: Unearthly Trance, Suma, Racebannon, Lps...


Flier contains all relevant infos, but in summation our first show with the revamped and here-to-stay lineup is on October 10, in our fair burrough of Naptown. We are incredibly pleased to once again be playing with our good friends Unearthly Trance, extended Bloomingtonian brethren Racebannon, and the mighty Suma, crossing the seas from Scandinavia into our wretched country to lay waste to eardrums. This won't be a night to be missed, so don't fuck around and stay at home jacking off to tranny porn. UT will hopefully have their new full-length V for sale, which is simply fucking crushing, and at the top of their recorded output. Conversely, we will have the usual salvo of Cds, Lps, shirts, and patches available.

Speaking of Lps: Seventh Rule are getting low on their copies of When All Became None on the venerable vinyl format. Seeing as this is a one-time pressing of 514 copies, if you covet one follow the link posted before and get one before they are gone. The Cd will remain in print indefinitely, but the vinyl is a one-shot deal. Our copies will NOT be made available for online sale, so this is no online chicanery: if you want one don't fuck around.

As usual: hails for support. Balls available for hater ingestion, inquire about pricing.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Back to the old school...


We just got these bad dudes in the mail from our friend Jeffrey Darkness. They will be available until we run out of them at shows, or you can add $2.00 to any order and get one that way. Send an email for patch-only orders, but be quick, we only have 50 of them.

In other news, things are progressing well with the new line-up. You super-scientifical internet sleuth-types might have read that Tony is no longer with us, and that is correct. To rectify this, Carl is now on guitar duties (along with Garrett), and our friend Chubbz (who plays with Dave in Worldeater, and also did the cover art for When All Became None as well as our "tentacles" shirt design) is behind the battery throne of bone. New incantantions are progressing nicely, and all is well within our rank. Expect more updates as they are available to disclose. Until then, thanks as always for your support. Haters, you know the drill: get to dying already.

Monday, August 16, 2010

2Pacalypse Now aka: we made it.


The Tupacalyptic Raids ultra-mega-mini tour was a success, and your boys from the Midwest have returned safe and in one piece. It was a success, and for that we thank those of you who came out and showed some support, bought something from us, or hoisted a fine ale with us. Hails! With that some thanks are in order:

Overarching thanks: Todd "Shearer Terror" Shearer for being an impeccable friend, roadie, driver, and a penultimate dude. We appreciate it to the utmost, let's do this again! Also thanks to J-Rock for Van-O-War rental.

Philly: thanks to Kim Kelly for the show and her unwavering support. Also thanks to Wizard Eye (Eric: sorry I was about to piss on your car) and the M1 room. Big ups to Andrew and Lisa for the provisions and hospitality, and of course Ella and Nora. Lastly we hail Garrett's soulmate/security guard.

Crooklyn: infinite hails to Jay "The King" Newman and all of Unearthly Trance. You made this show one of the most memorable we've ever played, and we can't thank you enough. Big ups also to Meredith Newman for the incredible hospitality her and Jay showed a bunch of feral dickhead Hoosiers. Archon and Syphilitic Lust also elicit huge hails for sharing the floor with us, and all of you that came out as well. Fred/Brooklyn Vegan: always a pleasure, our man! Thanks to Jr, Brendon, and Ben from Maine in particular. Phil: thanks for not letting Todd and I go burn down half of the city at 6 in the am. For that matter, thanks to Darren for dissuading us from making the trek to The Motherfucking Spot On Lexington. Also big ups to Bonecrusher, because he don't care, he don't give a SHIT about NOTHIN!

Baltimore: thanks to Alex and Adam for making this happen. Also infinite hails to Mike and Marrow (the 7" fucking kills)and Lee and Vulcan. Also thanks to John from DC and the cat in the Fatal shirt for the support and making the trek. Also the bartender from the Talking Head Room is one of the coolest bartenders ever, so thanks for that, and if you drink there tip that dude!

FUCK OFF AND TOSS SALADS IN HELL: The NJ turnpike: Jesus titty-fucking christ, is this really what the state of modern mass transportation has come to? Taglio staff: only one horizontal line is wrong with your sign. Those endless PA hills/mountains: motherfuckers, it takes more than a slope to kill us.

So to all of you who came out and made this a weekend to remember, allow us to simply say thanks. We won't ever forget it.

Locals: come see us Friday at the new Dojo with Planks and Tombs. After that: silence until October.

Long live the beast.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

TuPacalyptic Raids


Pardon the shitty picture. Here is what the actual gatefold Lps look like, and as you can see they came out quite striking. Thanks of the highest caliber to Scott and Cara from Seventh Rule, they went the extra mile for us, and we appreciate it.

The Altar of Plagues show was a success, even with a few fumbles on our part. We solider onward, and are continuing to write new material, which we will begin to incorporate into our sets when perfected. Our next local show will be with Tombs on August 20th, and after that we plan on laying off of the live assaults for awhile in order to focus on writing.

We leave Thursday night for the TuPacalyptic Raids mini tour, so check out the previous post for more info, and if you live near one of the shows, come out and say hello. We will have heaps of merchandise to unload, as well as many tankards of fine ales to hoist high. Any help with lodging, and um, "hospitality," will be welcomed and rewarded in kind.

Thanks again to all of you who care, we appreciate it.